#BYE BITCH
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glowtech · 2 years ago
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criminalmindsfanantic · 3 months ago
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POV: Elle and Hotch meet up after the early seasons team left the BAU and went rogue
Hotch: What have you been up to?
Elle: Leading a revolution with JJ.
Hotch: Good for you two. I’ve been freelancing as a hit man, putting my skills to use.
Elle, nodding: It’s about time after spending years cooped up in that office 24/7.
Hotch: You can say that again. Have you heard from the others? Derek?
Elle: He’s doing vigilante shit now.
Hotch: Sounds about right. Gideon?
Elle: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Did you hear about Reid?
Hotch: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, yeah, which reminds me, I need to go break him out later.
Elle: Let me know if you want help with that. JJ’s girlfriend knows how to pull strings, we may not even have to jailbreak this time.
Hotch: That sounds like an excellent plan.
Elle: Look at us, getting the team back together again :)
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vintage-tigre · 8 months ago
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poetry-protest-pornography · 10 months ago
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Happy Tumblr Live Is Defeated Day!
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djeterg19 · 4 months ago
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Me when I realized they beat Xiaobin to death:
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imagines-random · 1 year ago
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I KNOW THE EPISODE ENDED IN A CLIFFHANGER BUT
Let’s all raise a glass about this victory! 🥂
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clockwrkpendrxgon · 1 year ago
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alex: what i mean to say, henry, is i—
henry:
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indigomarina · 8 months ago
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Okay but why is his laugh doing something for me?
(Excuse the weird noise, that's probably my laptop)
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ashkephardi · 2 months ago
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If you reblog posts essentially saying you want me and my family dead, I don't care how long we've been mutuals, I'm unfollowing you asap
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beardedmrbean · 4 months ago
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femmmie · 1 year ago
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erasedcitizen2 · 1 year ago
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I cannot believe this is how this fight went down in my game completely organically. I'm cry laughing. 😂 It was only like 30% chance for the check to succeed. I love this game.
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poetry-protest-pornography · 10 months ago
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I forgot it wasn't the 24th, so here, have a meme
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defleftist · 1 year ago
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My friend just texted me to let me know Henry Kissinger is dead!
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vroomian · 9 months ago
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i was trying to think about yrz and why he'd leave heaven in the first place. yrz loves being human, even if he doesn't like people. he loves learning, loves ideas, loves sitting in a warm room built by other people, reading a book printed by other people, eating food made by other people. he loves being a part of such a curious, clever race, no matter how many irritations that come with it.
humans will never stop looking for improvement. they will never stop churning out new ideas. breaking through to new sciences. never stop wondering.
heaven isn't like that. how can it? by gods own word heaven is perfect, forever and ever, amen. how do you improve on perfection?
yrz could feel himself stagnating. so he either had to leave, or lose himself.
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softgothbabe · 17 days ago
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Make like your meat and beat it
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